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Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, or send George a large cash donation and he will forward you a scent sample that you can treasure for a lifetime.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, you have WAY too much spare time on your hands.
- To check your connection settings, prod the turkey gently with a sharp stick; if he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meenie, meiney, mo. On the Connections tab, click Your fingers rhythmically like they do in West Side Story. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, use the Batmobile jet propulsion device to send yourself to safety.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click your fingers again, like Samantha on Bewitched. - Some sites require 128-bit connection security. These sites are just too clever for their own good.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Secure sites are not just for Christmas they are for life. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. Do you know what these things mean? Thought not.
- Click the Back button to get yourself back to the Amsterdam page where you belong.
